after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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