i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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