I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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