I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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