Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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