she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The feeling are messing with the penis
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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