did you get engaged???
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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