ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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