i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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