How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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