Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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