The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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