You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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