Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
