marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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