You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
did i just pee glitter
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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