I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You're a waste of cheezeits
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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