I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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