My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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