Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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