Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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