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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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