how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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