Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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