So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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