Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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