hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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