I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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