You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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