oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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