quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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