I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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