and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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