Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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