OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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