No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you would pick up someone in the library
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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