i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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