it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She said her name was "party"
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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