We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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