You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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