yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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