her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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