Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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