i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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