I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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