North Korea, Best Korea!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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