You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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