i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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