Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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