it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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