my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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