My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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