Non-Jews are for practice
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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