you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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