New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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