Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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